Does anyone have any cool and catchy ideas for a sandwich shop name?!?
My friend JR Hartley opened a sandwich shop in Boddelwyddan and he called it JR Hartleys hearty butties.It became a roaring success with Welsh lorry drivers.Those boyos as JR would describe them would chunder in with the smell of sheep dip emanating from their leather aprons and order a JR Hartley special; which consisted of an Oggie,a large version in Wales of the Cornish pasty covered in cheesy peas on a large bap. Now during the war JR Hartley learned his culinary skilss when he was dropped behind enemy lines in Russia.It was there he first met Satanislavski who was a Polish Partisan and Satanislavski taught JR how to rustle up squirrels and other small mammals under battlefield conditions. After the war Satanislavski was seconded to Bletchly Park to translate ciphers still trapped in the enigma machine.It was rumoured that the population of both red and grey squirrels shrank drastically in and around Bletchly Park for a radius of 4 miles until Satanislavski was demobbed and then di
