Does absinthe taste like Jägermeister?
Absinthe and Jager are not even close. Absinthe is bitter with an anise-like flavor, while Jager is sweeter and more herbal. But I guess that with enough Red Bull anything will taste the same. Bear in mind that real absinthe is illegal (what is sold is an imitation) and it was the drink that Sartre and his existentialist pals drank over long philosophical conversations in Paris, slowly seeped into a special glass through a sugar cube, so if you have some of the real stuff, treat it with some respect!