Does a One-Legged Duck Swim in Circles?
LITTLE SAMBO, CN– John Henry, a gas station attendant at the area Gas-U-Up, has not been able to find a way to work his new favorite catch phrase into conversation. “I was watching the WWF, because I used to wrestle in middle school, so I know what it’s like,” said Henry. “And that’s when I heard Captain Patriot say “does a one legged duck swim in circles?’ Since that day, Henry, who pumps gas for 6 dollars an hour, and collects shot glasses as a hobby, has tried to find a way to use the phrase himself. “Its way better than ‘Is the Pope Catholic?’, and ‘Does a bear shit in the woods?'” claims Henry. All attempts at using the new phrase, however, have failed. “Last week, my boss asked if I had cleaned out the men’s restroom, since it sometimes backs up after a heavy rain. But I didn’t want him to think I was too enthusiastic about it.” Other opportunities have been equally frustrating. “The other night a telemarketer phoned, and asked me if I wanted a subscription to US News and World
