Do you think Chloë Sevigny would have sex with me?
KG: Adam, you know that I think you are one of the most handsome so-and-sos in this town. I would totally have sex with you… I mean, yeah, you could totally hit that. WSF: Have you ever found yourself star-struck at the festival? KG: I’ve still been floored by meeting and interviewing animator Don Hertzfeldt [Billy’s Balloon, Rejected]. He’s not a giant star to the world, but he is in my book. WSF: Ever seen any ungodly acts of assholish Hollywood pomposity at one of these parties? KG: Yes. WSF: You don’t have to say who it was, but was it Will Smith? KG: Yes! WSF: What is the penalty for trying to get someone to read your shitty screenplay at an after-party? KG: We actually have a squad of heavily armed agents that can drop from the ceiling at a moment’s notice and have been trained to shoot on site. It saves you the embarrassment. WSF: What’s the appropriate attire? KG: Well, clothes. But if you think Zooey Deschanel would be embarrassed by your Slayer T-shirt/corduroy/Crocs combo, t
