Do you remember the record “John Kettley is a weather Man”?
Ayrton Senna’s got the voice of a tenor Peter Snow sings very low Mark Barano is a soprano and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley is a weatherman John Kettley is a weatherman a weatherman a weatherman John Kettley is a weatherman and so is Michael Fish Simon Parkin’s always larkin Eric Lane is the same Jonothan Ross collects moss and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley is a weatherman Lester Piggot couldn’t dig it David Icke rides a bike Richard Keys has got no knees and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley is a weatherman Debbie Thrower’s got a lawnmower Johnny Marr he plays guitar David Steele lives in Keele and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley is a weatherman Chuck Knox has blue socks Andy Crane has got no brain Bernard Davy left the navy and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley is a weatherman John Kettley is a weatherman a weatherman a weatherman John Kettley is a weatherman and so is Michael Fish and so is Billy Giles and so is Ian McGaskill so is Wincy
