Do you also want tickets to the birth of little LaDereon Carter?
Let’s give them some privacy! However, in order for me to believe that this wedding happened I’m going to need official confirmation from both Beyonce and Jay’s publicists, also a picture with Beyonce in her wedding dress and Jay in his tuxedo holding their marriage licenses and the April 4, 2008 edition of the New York Times, with Matthew and Tina in the background holding their social security card, birth certificate, driver’s license, and kindergarten pictures.