Do women fart?
When my mother was dating my fater, she told him she had a medical condition that meant she could not fart – and there is a medical condition for this – and he believed her! Everytime she farted, someone else in their company got the blame from him! If they were alone, she would leave the room to do the biz. This went on for 3 years until they married and one very cold winter night lying in bed, she left off this huge rasping fart on his thigh………..apparently, she never seen him move so fast before! He still reckons he married her under false pretence!
