Do wizards use spell checkers?
• He’s dead Jim. You get the tricorder, I’ll get his wallet. 🙂 • REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N). • Drive not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ix with a hammer. • Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. • I am Ohm of Borg. Conductance is futile. (HeHe) • “I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be … Mmmmmm. Doughnuts.” • I’ve heard about the Fountain of Youth, now how about a fountain of SMART? • Nature abhors second order differential equations. • One man’s magic is another man’s engineering. Supernatural is a null word. • Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. -Robert A. Heinlein • Wanted: Heisenberg – reason uncertain.. 🙂 • Do not adjust you mind, it is reality that is malfunctioning. • We have a DEFENSE department that has a first strike capability? • Wanted: Schrödinger Cat – Dead or Alive. • Think ‘honk’ if you’re a telepath. • Seen on T-shirts at NASA: WILL BUILD SPACE STATION FOR FOOD. • We’ve replaced the Dilithium with new Folger’s Crystals. • SYSTEM ERROR: press F
