Do nursing homes lack privacy?
I was invited to a private nursing home once at the same time as Bruce Forsyth. After a few seconds, some slightly strange things made us wonder. Just before lunch, I noticed an old lady sitting in a dressing gown, as she was in a wheel chair.Her breasts were exposed and hanging down by her waste. Then a policeman in uniform stood next to her, he unzipped his flies and pulled a rather big penis out! He held her head and then slipped his Penis into her mouth. She started to bite it a bit and then she licked it, finally the policeman came in her mouth! I turned and said to her “Are you okay? She replied that’s the tenth breathaliser I have had today!
