Do modern Pirates wear makeup and dress like Keith Richards?
Modern pirates do not wear makeup. They are often former fishermen who have taken up arms to exact revenge on foreign fishing fleets who have poached their livelihood. Their attire is much more like that of Johnny Depp not in Pirates of the Caribbean, but the Johnny Depp of 21 Jump Street. What weapons do modern pirates use? Pirates traditionally relied on muskets, swords, and cannons. Modern pirates use RPG (rocket-propelled grenade launchers), which are exactly like cannons, if you imagine a cannon that you could hold on your shoulder, and that could create explosive shrapnel. Cannons are much better remembrances of pirate battles than RPG’s, since they are too heavy to steal. Do modern pirates have parrots on their shoulders? Modern pirates have no room on their shoulders, since that is where they wear their grenade launchers. Modern pirates depend on their parrots to operate their onboard GPS units, since parrots have an exceptional understanding of geography and technology. While
Modern pirates do not wear makeup. They are often former fishermen who have taken up arms to exact revenge on foreign fishing fleets who have poached their livelihood. Their attire is much more like that of Johnny Depp not in Pirates of the Caribbean, but the Johnny Depp of 21 Jump Street. What weapons do modern pirates use? Pirates traditionally relied on muskets, swords, and cannons. Modern pirates use RPG (rocket-propelled grenade launchers), which are exactly like cannons, if you imagine a cannon that you could hold on your shoulder, and that could create explosive shrapnel. Cannons are much better remembrances of pirate battles than RPG’s, since they are too heavy to steal. Do modern pirates have parrots on their shoulders? Modern pirates have no room on their shoulders, since that is where they wear their grenade launchers. Modern pirates depend on their parrots to operate their onboard GPS units, since parrots have an exceptional understanding of geography and technology. While
