Do dolls sneak around the house and attack at night?
Yes. A team of researchers proved this by setting up videocameras around the house and found that many ‘inanimate’ objects move about of their own accord. They published this work to great scientific acclaim, which revolutionised the science community. If you want to see this evidece, the research was entitled ‘toy story’ and the research team managed to get enough funding because of the sheer importance of the study to get the work distributed worldwide, to allow the general public to access it. It can be found in many distribution centres, commonly called “video rental stores” or “DVD shops”. A few years later there was a folowup on the original subjects and they found that they had multiplied in number, with slight changes in appearance, which it is postulated, points to adaption to the local environment by these dolls, sugessting some sort of intelligence. Some have even been observed flying, or as one scientist termed it, ‘falling with style’.
