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Pal-18 On his ninth birthday, shortly after the death of his father, a wide-eyed Silvestro Bucelli ripped off the wrapping paper on his only gift. Inside, he found a gleaming PAL-18 unit. Built by Cordikids Toys, this Personal Android Lackey (Model 18) was to serve as his friend, servant, and baby sitter for the next twenty years. Despite suffering through Sly’s tumultuous childhood, and misplaced adolescent aggressions, PAL-18 has remained his dutiful and loyal friend. (PAL doesn’t have a choice.) Cordicom recently released a PAL-21 model. Toy enthusiasts agree that though the new features do make it a better all-around lackey bot, it lacks the bouncy charm and playful design of the PAL-18. Nevertheless PAL tends to feel inferior to the new models. PAL-18 currently collects dust in a dark corner of Boots’ office, out of batteries and out of mindshare in a detective’s worldview gone sour. Dr. Rho Bowman When Dr. Rho Bowman’s controversial book, MysTech Awake! First hit the SenderNet fe