Did Roswell really happen?
The shrivelled alien autopsied in the Roswell incident was actually just the body of my late 3rd hubby who I’d taken out to the desert for a bit of starlit rumpy. I would’ve wished to carry him back for a proper funeral but, being old and weak myself, I took only his clothes, id & wallet, etc, as precious keepsakes. The rest, as they say, is history. As to your present day concerns, Scoundrel; As you know, your neighbour up at the manor has been preoccupied of late but has asked me to pass on his fondest regards. Far from feeling at all uneasy in the company of the assorted colourful characters around the place he feels sure you’d be right at home and plans to issue you with a formal invitation to a night of merriment & booze very shortly. Dust off your tux, old boy – The Truth Is Out There! EDIT: Oops – 6 hrs later a penny just dropped! We are talking about 2 entirely different manors here, aren’t we, dear boy. Sorry, put it down to my age and the abundance of toffs with large estates
