Did Jillian Barberie miss a day of work for this?
Up in Yankeeland in Kent, Ohio, we meet adorable three-year old Isabella and her “glass half full” mother Sara. “My three year old Isabella is royalty in Ohio,” Sara tells us. Okay, I sort of live in that state, and that’s not really saying much. I mean, I’m royalty in my house and the dogs are my subjects except one of them who is really the court jester. Sara thinks they can carry their royalty title to Louisiana. Only if she plays for the Saints! Sara says she got Isabella involved in pageants because they don’t like to do everything everybody else does all the time. Whatever helps you sleep on an empty checkbook, chica. Sara tries to get Isabella to practice and it’s a no-go, so Sara encourages her by saying, “I bet I can do it better than you.” Yeah, because you have better motor skills due to your age, there’s an accomplishment! What a gorgeous child. Thankfully, she has a terror of a mother who will ruin her so she won’t be better than the rest of us. Isabella’s grandmother Carr
