Did Hitler have gnomes in his garden….?
It is a little known fact that Hitler was sensitive about his height. It seems he was one of the tallest gnomes in history, and this bothered him. He was also very sensitive about his black hair. This is why he wore a uniform cap a good part of the time. Getting back to his gnome heritage, he was intent on exterminating all gnomes. He hated chiles. He did not care for garden gnomes, either, because they often mistook him for a normal human, and nipped at his knees. Hitler was also a student of history. He often sent gnomes into battle without weapons, in an effort to make certain they would not come home. Nice guy, this Hitler… During his final hours in the bunker, Hitler was finally at peace, since he banned all gnomes from the bunker, and had beefy security to enforce the rule. It has been rumoured that there is a gnome festival in Berlin every year to celebrate the defeat of Hitler. Ole’ Long live the bullfighter! Long live the Bull!
