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Dear God, Is the Easter Bunny real?

April 26, 2017bunny dear god easter

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Dear God, Is the Easter Bunny real?

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Dear Trevor, Believe it or not, I get this question a lot. Be assured that the Easter Bunny is just as real as I am, no matter what you read in your science books or what skeptics may tell you. You just need to have faith and believe in the Easter Bunny, and she will bring you candies and eggs on Easter Sunday, just like you need to have faith and believe in me, and I will consider reserving a special place for you in the Realm of Heaven, especially if you share your Easter treats with me. I’m just kidding on that last part, Trevor. You should share your treats with someone less fortunate than you and make your world a better place in which everyone can live in peace and harmony.