Could the waning Popularity of Bull Fighting and Aussie Rules Football be stopped by Combining the Sports?
In my humble opinion, the idea, while confusing and perhaps undeveloped presents an unprecidented, or perhaps dented, opportunity to satisfy the perverse blood lust of the bull ring while providing full employment to the AFL players. In spite of the perverse spectacle of bulls carrying players over the line, and the equally gory picture of the bulls tackleing the ball carriers mid air on their horns, there would be the anticipation of the likely participation of a scrum of gnomes every time there was the opportunity. I fail to see what role would be left for the matadors and the picadors. Help me with this one, Cat.
