Could the beast of Rotter manor woods be at work?
Gadzooks, Rotty – looks like I made it back to GB just in time! Harrowing as my recent experiences in the Far East were, they pale into insignificance at the news that the dreaded “Rotter Manor Wood Lurker” (as I’ve heard it referred to by local drunks and lunatics) is once again at large. You must indeed step up to the mark, old boy, and oversee the apprehension of this ungodly custard-mutation so your team of boffins can perform cruel and unecessary tests on it for the further amusement of all posh humanity. Claims here from other answerers as to the beast’s true identity are persuasive, I admit. Scoundrel’s videotronic evidence, in particular, sent shivers up my spine. But I fear they may all be howling up the wrong tree trunk. You see, AR, I have a rather chilling theory of my own….. That’s right, my friend, I’m talking of none other than your own ex-manservant Jenkins! Oh yes, we all thought we’d successfully dispatched the old twerp to Servant Nirvana at your fabulous bonfire n
