Could I sue God for invasion of privacy under the EU human rights bill?
The European Convention on Human Rights only extends to member states. Although God is omnipresent, he counts as extra vires and the Convention doesn’t apply to him. Privacy is not an absolute right under the Convention but is balanced by the rights of society to investigate and prosecute unlawful behaviour. So if God wants to know what you’re up to so he can decide which circle of Hell is most appropriate, his divine right takes precedence over yours.