Could [a magic lamp] turn Fluffy into a flying horse?
Grandpa: It could turn Fluffy into a Ferarri! • “Aladdin rubbed the magic lamp and wished for a Kingfisher 9000 Speed Boat.” – Grandpa • “Aladdin rubbed the lamp so he could turn rocks into gold, so he could buy a Kingfisher 9000.” – Grandpa, when the Rugrats didn’t believe the last line • Chuckie: [after Finding Chazz buried in the sand on the beach with only his head visible] AAAAAAAH! MY DAD’S BEEN DECAFINATED! • “That was the final nail in the coffee!” – Susie, thinking Angelica has stole her tricycle • (After the babies trick Angelica into thinking she has the fictional ailment Rhinoceritis) Drew: Angelica, why are you eating grass? Angelica: Be careful, daddy; a rhinoceros is known to charge at random. • “Some people call him ‘Bigfoot’; some call him ‘Sasquatch’, the rest just call him ‘Sir’.” – Grandpa • Tommy: I call [my building blocks artwork] “3 Babies and a Guitar”. Angelica: Do you know what I call it? (kicks blocks) A mess! • “If hippos were meant to fly, they wouldn’t we
