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Considering the cable is falling off the wall, is duck tape still reliable?

April 26, 2017cable considering duck falling tape wall

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Considering the cable is falling off the wall, is duck tape still reliable?

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A. Careful reading of Scripture reveals its establishment of duck tape as the wonder-cure for all the world’s problems (see some verses toward the back or something). The sample which has caused such distress has been deemed counterfeit, and the offending parties face severe sanctions for their misdeeds. Worry not, for the MTS shall continue to cover the earth with our favorite silver tape.