COLUMBUS DISCOVERING AMERICA….Care to write YOUR version,just 4 fun, that includes 5 of these lines?
The Rower Who Rowed Christopher Columbus Ashore “Just a little bit further, fratelli,” the burly rower hissed at Chris, who attempted his best sage nod, even though it nearly caused him to fall over into the clear waters of what he assumed to be India. “Hmmmmm….not bad for a poor woolweaver’s son from the lower eastside.” “The lower…” “Lower eastside of Italy, son. You better recognize!” The rower referred to his charts. “Let’s see…turn right at Blindman’s Bluff, left at the Blue Lagoon, and straight on till morning!” “How do you even have charts for an uncharted land?” Chris retorted. “I gave it to him,” a native islander popped up from underneath their supply of bialies. A little known fact about Columbus is that he was crazy for kosher food. “Oh, wow, a sultry Indian,” Chris smiled. “Yo ho ho!” “Don’t yo ho ho me, now, matey…I’m busy,” the rower retorted. “I was talking to this ravishing young Indian beauty in front of me,” Chris re-retorted. “Lucky for you, I know Italian,”
