Can you actually use any of that fingerboarding equipment properly, you sad git?
And how. I am the self-acclaimed fingerboard freestyle king. I can bust awesome ollies and kickflips onto and off objects and never use my thumb. Word. I can pull tricks off my street ramp and the grind rail poses little challenge (except a one finger nosegrind). The halfpipe was useless until last weekend when I learnt to pull arials and flips with the manual dexterity of something that’s really dextrously manual. It’s not sad. It’s fun and improves hand to eye coordination and enhances my playstation, clarinet and keyboard skills. They’re not sad either. Go away. I get out plenty.
