Can Velociraptors disguise themselves as humans to prey on them?
I’ve been suspecting some “humans” are velociraptors for a while now. Kenny Rogers and Karl Rove specifically. – Chris Dear Chrispus (Attucks), Sorry it took me so long to answer your question! I had to consult with top minds, which was hard because I don’t know any, so I finally just made something up. Here are the facts: – Velociraptors are cold-blooded – Karl Rove is cold-blooded – Velociraptors like to feast on the blood of the innocent – Karl Rove eats a live puppy every day for breakfast – Velociraptors lurk in the shadows waiting to pounce on their prey – Karl Rove lurks in the shadows waiting to pounce on liberals and cheeseburgers – Velociraptors can be momentarily diverted with bacon and whistles – Karl Rove can’t be diverted, even by bacon and a court order – Velociraptors have three fingers on each hand – Karl Rove has at least five fingers on each grasping claw Conclusion: Karl Rove is a raptor who has somehow learned to dress himself and gained executive privilege. He sho
