Can the President veto the Law of Gravity?
Well technically, he can’t veto a law. He only has the power to veto bills, to keep them from turning into laws. Having said that, Obama has found a way around that pesky technicality? Did you know that gravity is detrimental to your health? Well, Obama knows and he has a fix for it. His health care reform bill includes a section that creates a new federal oversight panel: The Sink or Float Panel This oversight panel will limit the amount of gravity per person, based on a person’s worthiness to society. Young and healthy people will get less gravity, so they’ll be even more healthier. The fat, the old, the sickly, the terminally ill….they will get the overstock of gravity.
