Can Superman and Lois have sex?
Not only can, but have. They’re married, you know! The Kevin Smith/Larry Niven “his sperm is like a super-shotgun blast” theory is ludicrous to the point of self-parody. First and foremost is the assumption: “Superman is super-strong, so of course he’ll ejaculate with shotgun force!” Idiocy. Just because the upper end of Superman’s strength scale is far above a normal man’s, that doesn’t mean the lower end is any higher than a normal man’s. Superman has great range; he can do feats of incredible strength or be as gentle as anyone else. Remember, he does not break people’s hands when shaking them! “Well, that’s voluntary,” you say. “Ejaculation is involuntary, he won’t be able to control his strength!” Oh, really? Blinking is involuntary. By your logic, every eye-blink should cause gusts of wind to come from Superman’s eyes. Sneezing and coughing are involuntary. Superman should be knocking buildings down with hurricane force every time that happens. When you sleep, breathing is involun
