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Can Someone Tell me a Cheesy Joke, And A funny Joke?

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Can Someone Tell me a Cheesy Joke, And A funny Joke?

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I don’t have any cheesy ones. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher repeated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.” && There once was a bear & a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes. The bear went first and he said,”I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest.” And he got his wish. The rabbit said, “I want a motorcycle helmet.” And he got his wish. The bear went up and said, “I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female.” And he got his wish. The rabb

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