Can someone please give me a list of funny things i can do in wal-mart?
As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow, magic!” Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “I’m Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave.” Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly “There’s no toilet paper in here!” Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’
