Can Fruits Really produce electricity?
When I was but a child, my mother taught us this nursery rhyme. We thought it was merely a children’s poem about fruit, while in reality our mother had taught us a valuable lesson: “Which fruits can really produce electricity” The name of the nursery rhyme was even a mnemonic device for remembering what the rhyme was about “Weary Fellow Can Rest Prostrate ‘Ere” I did some research and discovered that it was written by an officer in the Amish Navy during the war of the Tickle Me Ivories, circa 1200 BC. I guess during those times the Amish still allowed electricity, but only if produced by means of produce. As you can see I’ve (re)produced the product of his efforts for you below. Read onward, and you will not see just how dumb the Amish of his day weren’t. “Weary Fellow Can Rest Produce ‘Ere” By: Nathanius Titanius Apple and I push Apple and I push to produce with produce an ounce of magicians electric Apple Juice. Lemon Tell you a tale about slicing a Lemon. You must cut it in halven,
