Can Arnold save California…as Mr. Freeze??
Damn, those California wildfires are really messed up. But what does Governor Arnold say? Excerpt from CNN.com: California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger declared a state of emergency in seven counties. “The wind is our number one enemy right now,” he told a late morning news conference. I knew it! It’s a mythical battle of the elements, and Arnold is stepping up to the challenge to defeat The Wind! This shouldn’t be a problem, considering Arnold’s exploits a decade or so ago as a certain Mr. Freeze. He’s gonna need his biggest frost gun, but I think we’ll soon find that a puny campfire like this one is no match for a guy in a glowing outfit, especially when he caps off every bout of freezing with an ice-related pun. Rest easy, California. You elected a hero.
