Can anyone plz suggest a long english narrative preferably funny poem for recitation competition?
Three minutes is a long time, but this might come close. This is a great poem by Lawrence Ferlinghetti and it certainly fills the humorous component. My guess is that lots of people will pick Jabberwocky or Lewis Carroll. UNDER WEAR I didn’t get much sleep last night thinking about underwear Have you ever stopped to consider underwear in the abstract When you really dig into it some shocking problems are raised Underwear is something we all have to deal with Everyone wears some kind of underwear Even Indians wear underwear Even Cubans wear underwear The Pope wears underwear I hope The Governor of Louisiana wears underwear I saw him on TV He must have had tight underwear He squirmed a lot Underwear can really get you in a bind You have seen the underwear ads for men and women so alike but so different Women’s underwear holds things up Men’s underwear holds things down Underwear is one thing men and women do have in common Underwear is all we have between us You have seen the three-color