Can anyone give me some limerick poems?
Seriously, after sentences, Limericks are the easiest thing in the world to write. In writing a Limerick all that you do Is find a small subject – a sentence or two Then write it down thus; With no trouble or fuss, And then there’s a poem, made just for you! EDIT: There was a young girl called Tammy Who ran home and cried for her mammy When she couldn’t rhyme. Not one sentence! One line! That preposterous young girl called Tammy. ———— Tammy once asked Yahoo! Answers If words were the worlds best dancers She was shown in a second Enough proof, and reckoned That words are the finest of prancers! ———— When Tammy was bored she did yell Give me Limericks, or go to hell! So we gave here a few, And with nothing to do We thought we’d invent some as well! ———— Tammy was trying to beat Yahoo! Answers to sullen defeat But we gave her such rhymes She was shocked into mimes And showed her our answers are sweet!
