Can any one out there make laugh with new jokes?
There is a man and his wife playing golf on an expensive golf course. The wife hits the ball and it hits a window to a billion dollar house. The couple runs to the house and they go inside. All they see is the broken window and a lamp laying on the floor. Then a man appears and says that he is a genie and they have freed him from the lamp. He tells them they can have 3 wishes. They wish for $1,000,000, a new house and to be famous. The genie snaps his finger and tells them their wishes are complete. Then the genie says he was cramped up in the lamp for thousands of years and asks the man if he could have sex with hi wife in return. The man says OK because he gave them 3 wishes that changed their lives. After 3 hours of having sex the genie comes down with the wife. He says “How old is your husband” and she says 30. Then the genie says “And he still believes in Genies. That’s amazing!!!!
Not really a joke but ok: How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. On all your cheque stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’. 3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 5. Sing along at the Opera. 6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I Won!’ 7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’ 8. Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.’ And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony a
