Can a zebra run fast enough to turn gray?
To make it happen you would have to stop talking to it for several weeks so that your realtionship becomes strained. Then you kill the zebra. It’s ghost would stick around for a while to try to resolve your relationship problems. When the air is finally clear between you, he will run like the wind to his new home (the great serengeti in the sky). As a ghost he will be able to run very fast. Oh yeah, he’ll already be gray cause he’s a ghost.
