Britney is dressed as an air hostess in her new video. Is that a good look?
An air hostess? I’m trying to imagine it. Is it a stylised air hostess, or is it bad like British Airways? I would rather see her dressed as a McDonald’s employee because that’s where she’s headed. How many stars would she have on her badge? They have stars? That’s fantastic. Well I think she’d be very good at flipping burgers and making French fries, so she’s have lots of stars. She’d be a five-star employee.A 44-year-old goldfish has been found in Devon. Are you serious?Yes. What will you be doing when you’re 44? Gosh. That’s about 20 years away. I would love to be doing this, still. It sounds crazy but that’s what I want. I would love to be writing songs. For as long as I possibly can. I wouldn’t want to be working with Britney at McDonalds. Though if I was I’d want to work on the drivethru window. It’s a bit sexier. You wouldn’t be able to see where my hands were. Whipping up a vanilla shake? Oh, more of a snowcone.You’re living in a Monkees-style house with the rest of the band. D
