As the official Tattoo Snob grammar nazi, can you verify tattooing is indeed a real world?
First of all Kevin, I resent you comparing me to a Nazi. I prefer the term “slightly anal-retentive.” While I’m no Webster, I think it’s fair to say the word is just another verb – the act of giving a tattoo. So, yes. I’ve been told someone has a tattoo of you… is this true? Can you elaborate on the story? Once upon a time I tattooed a girls rack on my leg because seriously, they were too amazing to be real. (They are real, by the way. One lucky tattooist got a lot of “reference material” prior to doing the piece, he’ll side with me about their epicness, I think.) Anyway, she decided if I was going to tattoo her boobs on me that she should tattoo… me, on her. Topless, blue-skinned and dressed as a pirate no less. I don’t think she’s finished the tattoo yet, but I’m curious to see it once it’s finished. Biggest pet peeve in the tattoo world? I have a handful. Among other tattooed people: playing the “I’m harder than you because I have my _____ tattooed” game or having someone ask about
