Are you telling me that Dave Coulier-lookin hunk of roast is dating a parapalegic?!
” – Zach, commenting on a “very special” episode of Real World: Austin “Friend, this Barqs is gonna go rip roarin’ through me like a pack of wolverines.” – Kate “How many people does it take to clean that boat?” – Dustin, to Big Nick, Little Nick, and Zach, “Like, 10 guys.” – Big Nick, “And your mom.” – Zach, “Shut up.” – Dustin, “And it’s not the first time there’s been 10 guys and your mom.” – Zach, “I’m telling Joyce.” – Dustin “I’m going to be the Jackie Robinson of ‘America’s Next Top Model’.” – Dustin “Who made you boss of the definition of the word ‘downtrodden’?” – Monique, to Zach “I’m going inside to get the Wasp Killer.” – Big Nick, “But they’re already frozen! They’re dead!” – Zach, “That’s the best time to kill them!” – Big Nick “Hey Mickey, want a smoke? I’ve got Snyders!” – Little Nick, to Zach, who he (along with Dustin) was calling “Mickey” all day due to Zach’s “Mickey’s Malt Liquor” shirt, while chewing on a Snyder’s of Hanover pretzel stick that he was fashioning as
