Are You a One-Toot Bugle or a Full – On Orchestra?
My husband is one and I’m the other. Are we compatible? Well, after more than 38 years together we are either compatible or insane. Allow me to explain. A one-toot bugle person has a one speed transmission, is methodical, hates to be interrupted, is a slow starter and does excellent work. On the other hand, a full-on orchestra person has a brain that is working at warp speed before they are out of bed, is feeding the pet, eating breakfast, doing last night’s dishes, applying make-up (if female…..usually), answering emails and talking on the phone all at the same time. She’s got her day planned and is asking her one-toot husband questions and trying to engage him in conversation to which the response is always a barely audible “I’m not awake yet” even thought he has been out of bed for two hours and is clutching his third cup of coffee as if its oxygen. Now comes evening and the switch is flipped. She has become an unresponsive zombie in front of the TV and stumbles off to bed with th
