Are there plans for a sequel to Cosmic Relief?
A. Not right now; we’re focusing our energies on exploiting the daylights out of the existing book. For starters, there’s this web site, and we’re exploring various merchandising possibilities as well – casual wear, jewelry, lingerie, restraints, coffee mugs, even Cosmic Relief action figures. Q. Well, it looks like we’ve run out of time. As the seeker of truth that you obviously are, do you have a parting snippet of wisdom for fellow truth seekers? Use ten words or less. A. We can name that tune in nine words: There is NO Face on Mars. Deal with it. Okay, I’ve had enough of these silly answers.