Are there Hippoists in the Royal Society?
Of course there are Hippoist scientists – all of them entirely self-taught. It so happens that there are no members of the Royal Society who are Hippoists but this is easy to explain – they are all Ahippoists or, even worse, Atheists. True science starts with acceptance of The Pink Hippo and acceptance of the creation of the Universe, 6,047 years ago, as described in The Book of The Pink Hippo. Once these two beliefs are in place, the rest of science becomes straightforward and the silly emphasise on scientific method, theories, testing, evidence and empiricism, so favoured by so-called “qualified scientists”, becomes meaningless.