Are there any jokes about planets other than Uranus?
There are a few about Pluto; for example: Prague – The international committee of astronomers decided this week to remove Pluto from the list of planets. A spokesman released this statement, “We’re awfully sorry to have to let Pluto go, but this restructuring is necessary to move this solar system forward. We’ve got to tighten our asteroid belt and make difficult decisions. We’ve really enjoyed working with Pluto in the past and wish it no ill will. We look on this event as a great opportunity to revitalize our system.” Behind the scenes however, things were reportedly more heated. Rumors abound that Pluto orbited slower than other planets, often appearing sluggish and possibly intoxicated. Some have reportedly complained about off color jokes directed at Uranus. Lawsuits by several asteroids demanding inclusion in the solar system reportedly also motivated the committee to take a hard line on planet definition. An original plan to use the world “Pluton” was rejected by their lawyers a
