Are the English superior to all other nationalitys in the “ahem” united kingdom?
There’s only one possible answer to that dear boy! My dad used to play this to me when I was little… one of the many bits of lunacy he has cursed me with! … The English (Flanders & Swan) The rottenest bits of these islands of ours We’ve left in the hands of three unfriendly powers Examine the Irishman, Welshman or Scot You’ll find he’s a stinker as likely as not The English the English the English are best I wouldn’t give tuppence for all of the rest The Scotsman is mean as we’re all well aware He’s boney and blotchy and covered with hair He eats salty porridge, he works all the day And hasn’t got bishops to show him the way The English the English the English are best I wouldn’t give tuppence for all of the rest The Irishman now our contempt is beneath He sleeps in his boots and he lies through his teeth He blows up policemen or so I have heard And blames it on Cromwell and William the Third The English are moral the English are good And clever and modest and misunderstood The Wel
