Are Sean Avery And The Stars Moving To Toronto?
(Satire)”,”body”:” Will Sean Avery wind up playing for the Toronto North Stars in the NHL? As I sat on the shore of Lake Ontario at the Colonel Samuel Smith Park yesterday, missing the Penguins-Hurricanes game in the Stanley Cup semi-finals, I had a vision. We were watching the lights along the margin of the bay of the cross-border region called \”Tor-Buff-Chester\”. In case you never heard of it, Tor-Buff-Chester is the big urban area which stretches from Toronto through Buffalo to Rochester. I had a vision of Sean Avery playing for the Toronto North Stars in the NHL. Meanwhile, Malkin and Crosby were making life miserable for the ‘Canes goalie, Cam Ward, winning 6-2. Who are you calling hockey-mad? My friend showed me the park. She said The Smith is one of Toronto’s newest and largest waterfront parks. It’s located in the community of New Toronto, just west of the downtown core. Smith Park is almost 200 acres and it was created from lake fill in front of the former Lakeshore Psychiat
SATIRE Will Sean Avery wind up playing for the Toronto North Stars in the NHL? As I sat on the shore of Lake Ontario at the Colonel Samuel Smith Park yesterday, missing the Penguins-Hurricanes game in the Stanley Cup semi-finals, I had a vision. We were watching the lights along the margin of the bay of the cross-border region called “Tor-Buff-Chester”. In case you never heard of it, Tor-Buff-Chester is the big urban area which stretches from Toronto through Buffalo to Rochester. I had a vision of Sean Avery playing for the Toronto North Stars in the NHL. Meanwhile, Malkin and Crosby were making life miserable for the ‘Canes goalie, Cam Ward, winning 6-2. Who are you calling hockey-mad? My friend showed me the park. She said The Smith is one of Toronto’s newest and largest waterfront parks. It’s located in the community of New Toronto, just west of the downtown core. Smith Park is almost 200 acres and it was created from lake fill in front of the former Lakeshore Psychiatric Hospital.
