Are sea monsters real?
Yes, indeed they are. I was out on my boat fishing in the deep blue sea, and I came upon this big dark pink spot in the deep blue sea that had big purple ears and a long shiny tail. Its eyes were of emerald green and it had a tiny three inch horn on its snout made of gold. It emerged itself from the water and it took a big fat crap right on my boat. The crap had dead fish and monkeys on it. It also had lost of glitter. Then the monster calmly turned his head, looked at me, winked, turned away farted, and blasted me with a big huge jet spray of air and them submerged itself back into the deep blue sea.
