Are girls like clowns?
Actually they are, but it has nothing to do with make-up. Just as you can fit 50 clowns in a micro-car you can fit 100 girls into a nightclub ladies room the size of a coat closet. Clowns expect you to laugh at them, girls expect you to take them seriously (snicker) Clowns wear clothes that are too big and baggy and don’t care. Girls wear pants 2 sizes too small and want to know if it makes their butt look big. Clowns hang out at circuses. Girls hang outs are circuses! A clown doesn’t care what you’re thinking as long as you smile. Girls angrily demand to know what you’re thinking if you smile. Old clowns don’t hang out at bars looking for chicken, they already have their rubber one in their pants. Clowns all try to look different and unique. Girls want to look like the latest celebrity whore. Clowns NEVER get PMS! Men pay to see clowns with their clothes on, and pay to see girls with their clothes off. Girls expect you to enjoy watching chick flicks with them. Clowns have never heard
