Are gay celebrity assistants the new black?
They are a must-have. Anyone out there looking for an assistant, whether you’re in entertainment or in a law firm, get a gay one! We’re the hardest workers, the most blunt, and the most fun. We’re it. But I don’t actually consider myself a gay assistant; I consider myself the gay husband. When Giuliana and Bill were guests on Chelsea Lately earlier this month, Chelsea Handler tried to make Bill admit that he didn’t really enjoy being around you and your gayness, saying that “no straight guy could put up with that.” Is there any truth there? A lot of people have brought that up to me. I always get along with the butchest straight guys because they know there’s no ulterior motive there. When it comes to Bill, there will never be drama because he’s confident in who he is and I’m confident in who I am. It just works. Bill and I are never going to get into a fight because I want to take him to a gay bar and have a drink. Bill and Giuliana would come with me to a gay bar any time I wanted. I
