Are gassy men funnier than men who aren’t filled with flatulence?
Yes, absolutely. Gassy men make funny sounds out of their butts. It’s disarming and breaks any tension in a social setting. Plus, gassy men have something building up inside of them that have to get out…kinda like a great joke. You just can’t keep it to yourself. But I guess we should differentiate between gassy men who make funny-sounding farts and gassy men who drop rancidly smelling farts. I find inappropriately audible farts hilarious. I find horrifically smelling farts very unfunny. 7. As a fan of 1980’s Heavy Metal music, have you ever worshipped the devil or at least tried? Nope. Never worshipped the Devil. I attended a Lutheran grade school where devil worship simply was not allowed. Probably because of that, I was initially a little scared and had mixed feelings about buying Iron Maiden’s album ‘Number of the Beast.’ I did try a Ouija board once, but nothing happened. I guess the Devil was busy. I’m not a big fan of messing with the dark arts. 8. UFC’s Chuck Liddell got the sn