Are all powerful, beautiful spiritual experiences from God?
Absolutely not, only those induced by naturally occurring hallucinogens are from God. 17. Can a true believer pray to Jesus or God in female form, such as a goddess? Oh my Mary, of course not! Women were only created to allow for the virgin birth of Jesus…and to serve their slovenly men. 18. Should Christians participate in services for Allah? Only those who have received the proper credentials to work undercover for the GBI (God’s Bureau of Investigation) may participate in such services. Protocol does require that they carry a rosary. 19. Would a true Christian believe in reincarnation? Only if they have first mastered the art of exorcism and can prove that they are fluent in the speaking of tongues. Of course one can only be reincarnated as a human of the same gender since cross-gender reincarnation can result in harmful homosexual tendencies. 20. Did God create the world rather than it happening by chance? That’s a tough question. What happened is that God was playing a game of cha
