Anton Strasburg, from the T-Dot region asks: “Is Sam SAM Kirshner now an official member of Team APS?
I would like to begin by pointing out that SAM is a worldclass bowler. Team APS and I wish him luck in his bowling career, and his obvious fallback career in modeling. Having said that, I would like to once and for all clear up the extensive rumors of Sam “SAM” Kirshner. Though he is an APS alumnus, and strong member of the bowling community, he is not in any way, shape, or form, a member of Team APS, nor is he an official player in APS Bowling. Though SAM practices with Team APS quite regularly, he does not own an official, spiffy, APS Bowling shirt, thus disqualifying him from any opportunity of official membership. However, Team APS frontman Alex “The Rocket” Minkin, and Team APS high scorer Aaron “JIM” Kramer, have both agreed that if Team APS were to be challenged in a 4 on 4 matchup, Sam “SAM” Kirshner would be the first we would call up.
