Anal on Saturday night, how to prepare Friday or Saturday?
Got a dildo? (One with a flared base, so you don’t run the risk of getting it lost in there.) If you can insert it all the way with no discomfort, your muscles are well-prepared – I’m assuming you’re ready for that already – and if it comes out clean, you’ll be fine. It’s very unlikely you’ll have anything on the dipstick, and if you do it’ll probably be nothing more than the tiniest turdniblet. Shit happens, to quote the cliche, but “shit everywhere” is very unlikely. I’d do an enema that afternoon if you’re that concerned about your anal hygiene, but it’d probably be more helpful for you to relax and prepare for the possibility, however slim, that it might be a little dirty, literally speaking. If you’re worried about it, the sex isn’t going to be as good for you or for him. Besides, he’s already okay with it, and unless you’re really flexible you’re not going to be able to thoroughly investigate for poop while you guys are doing it. I wouldn’t recommend taking pills or overloading o
This one usually keeps poop away from the one that is actually the “exit” until you go to the bathroom. And from the active male side of the equation, I’d just like to say that I’ve been having anal sex for the last thirty years or so, and only once during that period have I ever seen shit on my dick after I’ve pulled it out. My partners have never done anything to prepare for the anal sex. As Maias says, all the bad stuff is one storey up. But if you’re really, really worried about it, you could spend some time checking out ‘two girls, one cup’. That would make any concerns that you have about any accidental traces of feces pale into insignificance by comparison. My own view is that any man who is *that* squicked by the possibility that he might get a little shit on his dick during the act shouldn’t be doing it anyway. And in order to demonstrate his commitment to your pleasure in this act, you might want to think about suggesting that he get you into the mood by a protracted bout of
